“Doomy DOOM! DOOM!! DOominous!! I fart in the doctor's direction! It was awful! I'm going to poop in that vet's coke and inflict DOOM across the land!! Muahahaha!!!”
“I DO NOT NOT NOT HAVE GAS! *fart* ABSOLUTELY NO GAS HERE! *fart* MOMMY, STOP TOUCHING MY BELLY, IT HURTS! *fart*fart* BUT NOT BECAUSE OF GAS! *fart*fart*fart* THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I COULD POSSIBLY HAVE GAS! *fart* Ahhhh, I feel better.”